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The Guardian newspaper approached seven writers to discuss their thoughts on failure. Will Self‘s response knocked me out.

To attempt to write seriously is always, I feel, to fail – the disjunction between my beautifully sonorous, accurate and painfully affecting mental content, and the leaden, halting sentences on the page always seems a dreadful falling short. It is this failure – a ceaseless threnody keening through the writing mind – that dominates my working life, just as an overweening sense of not having loved with enough depth or recklessness or tenderness dominates my personal one. It follows that to continue writing is to accept failure as simply a part of the experience – it’s often said that all political lives end in failure, but all writing ones begin there, endure there, and then collapse into senescent incoherence.

I prize this sense of failure – embrace it even. As a child I loved a John Glashan cartoon that showed a group of meths drinkers lying around on the floor of a squat. “Anyone can be a success,” one of them was saying, “but it takes real guts to be a failure.” Clearly I intuited what was coming. When anyone starts out to do something creative – especially if it seems a little unusual – they seek approval, often from those least inclined to give it. But a creative life cannot be sustained by approval, any more than it can be destroyed by criticism – you learn this as you go on.

People say my writing is dreadful, pretentious, self-seeking shit – they say it a lot. Other people say my writing is brilliant, beautifully crafted and freighted with the most sublime meaning. The criticism, no matter how virulent, has long since ceased to bother me, but the price of this is that the praise is equally meaningless. The positive and the negative are not so much self-cancelling as drowned out by that carping, hectoring internal voice that goads me on and slaps me down all day every day.

It follows, I’m afraid, that what we might call institutional success – prizes, fellowships, honours – also seems pretty irrelevant to me. I may think those who accept them gladly are being hopelessly infra dig, but I still envy them: to believe that worldly success is the great desideratum is, in one way at least, to be at home in the world – something I am not. And then there are those who both believe in the verdict of posterity, and also believe – somewhat paradoxically – that they have already achieved it. In the literary world this consists in having your works taught on school and university syllabuses, and a body of secondary critical literature beginning to coalesce around them. Some poor fools, at this point in their careers, get a pharaonic delusion that they are being interred in the canonical Cheops while they yet breathe. We’ve all seen the symptoms of this: a tendency to the oracular appears both in print and in person; the writer also is tempted to speak about themselves in the third person – or write memoirs in the second. An unavoidable sequel of the posterity delusion is the death of the writerly self, which depends too much on incoherence and inconsistency to remain pompous for long. And of course, the vast majority of today’s mummified immortals are tomorrow’s Ozymandiases.

No, this is the paradox for me: in failure alone is there any possibility of success. I don’t think I’m alone in this – nor do I think it’s an attitude that only prevails among people whose work is obviously “creative”. On the contrary, it often occurs to me that since what successes I do manage are both experienced and felt entirely in solitude, there must be many others who are the same as me: people for whom life is a process to be experienced, not an object to be coveted. There may be, as Bob Dylan says, no success like failure, but far from failure being no success at all, in its very visceral intensity, it is perhaps the only success there is.

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Very odd to have such a high-production-value YouTube video directed to me personally. But it’s a damn good cause.

You can find out more about beyondblue‘s Man Therapy here.

For the next 6 weeks I’ll be hosting a comedy debate show for triple j, recorded in front of a live audience. It’ll be on air Sunday nights 9 – 11pm, with free tapings of the show happening in Sydney, Brisbane and Melbourne over the next 3 weeks.

It’s be going to be AWESOME SAUCE; we’ve got the likes of Scott Dooley, Chris Taylor, Mel Buttle, Luke McGregor, Patience Hodgson, Alex Dyson and lots more besides lined up, all taking on topics of varying stupidity, from “That Kanye West Is A Douchebag” to “Yo Mama So Fat” (not really on that last one).

If you’d like to attend the tapings in Brisbane or Melbourne, apply for tickets here.

Here’s a taste of what you can expect:

More here.

So triple j is currently running a Hottest 100 of the Past 20 Years. Whittling down the list can be a little bit tough, but it’s also rewarding and the prize you could win is pretty mother-flippin’ sweet.

After much deliberation, here’re my favourites:

Ben Folds Five – Army (1999)

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Kanye West – Dark Fantasy (2010) 

Sufjan Stevens – Chicago (2005) 

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Bloc Party – Banquet (2005)

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LCD Soundsystem – All My Friends (2007)

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Beyonce – Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It) (2008)

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Radiohead – Karma Police (1997)

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Fiona Apple – Never Is A Promise (1996)

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Weezer – Buddy Holly (1994)

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Regina Spektor – Us (2004)

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Tenacious D – Tribute (2002)

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The Shins – New Slang (2001)

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Midlake – It Covers The Hillside (2006)

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The Knife – Heartbeats (2002)

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Darren Hanlon – I Wish That I Was Beautiful for You (2004)

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Gotye – Hearts a Mess (2007)

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Elliott Smith – I Didn’t Understand (1998)

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Belle and Sebastian – If She Wants Me (1996)

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Oasis – Some Might Say (1995)

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Paul Kelly – Deeper Water (1995)

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Honourable mentions go to:

The Flaming Lips – Do You Realize??!

Avalanches – Since I Left You

The Darkness – I Believe In A Thing Called Love

Fat boy Slim – Praise You

OutKast – Hey Ya!

Lauryn Hill – Doo Wop (That Thing)

Lily Allen – Smile

Passion Pit – Sleepyhead

The Postal Service – Such Great Heights 

Phoenix – 1901

Modest Mouse – Float On

Arctic Monkeys – Fake Tales Of San Francisco

Badly Drawn Boy – A Minor Incident

Beck – Sexx Laws

Ben Folds – Landed

Ben Kweller – Wasted & Ready

Blur – song 2

Bon Iver – Re: Stacks

Cat Power – The Greatest

Clap Your Hands Say Yeah – Is This Love?

Lemon Jelly – Staunton Lick

Coldplay – Clocks

Rufus Wainwright – The Art Teacher

Daft Punk – One More Time

Daniel Johnston – Some Things Take A Long Time

Dirty Projectors – Stillness Is The Move

Empire of the Sun – Walking On A Dream

Everything Everything – Qwerty Finger

Feist – 1 2 3 4

Gillian Welch – Elvis Presley Blues

Gorillaz – Feel Good Inc.

Gossip – Heavy Cross

Grizzly Bear – Two Weeks

The Helio Sequence – Let It Fall Apart

Hot Chip – Over & Over

Josh Pyke – Sew My Name

Gnarls Barkley – Crazy

MGMT – Kids

The Middle East – The Darkest Side

Muse – Starlight

Of Montreal – For Our Elegant Caste

Say Anything! – Alive With The Glory Of Love

The Thrills – Big Sur

Vampire Weekend – A-Punk

The White Stripes – Fell In Love With A Girl

So good!

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