hello there.

my name’s tom and i’m an australian comedian doing his best.

i used to cohost the breakfast show on triple j,  i hosted my own late-night tv show tonightly with tom ballard and i regularly travel all over the world performing stand-up comedy.

welcome to my website. here you can find out a little bit more about me, read my blog, check out any upcoming gigs i may have, check out my free podcast, and just generally have a good time.

if at any point you feel bored by this site’s content and would prefer the excitement and giddy thrills of youtube or online pornography, i suggest opening some new tabs and having the best of both worlds.

cheers.

Latest News

The Bugle: Benjamin Big Red Button

Andy, Tom Ballard and Chris Addison debate if an assassination attempt on Donald Trump has killed Joe Biden’s chances in the presidential race.  What could Gareth Southgate have learnt from Sir Francis Drake? And, will Buglers help set a new record? (Please don’t.)

London WIPs July 2024

I’m doing a bunch of Work-In-Progress shows in London and surrounding areas in July, innit.

Best Show Nominee, Edinburgh Comedy Awards & Melbourne Comedy Festival.

As seen on Prime Video’s Deadloch. As heard on Radio 4 and The Bugle. #10 in the British Comedy Guide’s Top 50 Shows of 2023.

zomg Australia’s #1 most-tolerated comedian Tom Ballard has returned to the UK with a brand new show but needs to figure out if it makes sense here. Please come and help him out by laughing honestly and judiciously.

These shows are all cheap or pay-what-you-want or completely FREE.

I’d love to see you there


SUNDAY 7/7: ARG COMEDY FESTIVAL

1:55PM

Shoreditch Town Hall EC1V 9LT

BOOK HERE


MONDAY 8/7: SEVEN DIALS PLAYHOUSE

9PM

1A Tower St WC2H 9NP

BOOK HERE 


MONDAY JULY 15/7: TOP SECRET COMEDY CLUB

6PM

170 Drury Lane WC2B 5PD

BOOK HERE


WEDNESDAY 17/7: BILL MURRAY COMEDY CLUB

6:30PM

39 Queen’s Head St N1 8NQ

BOOK HERE


TUESDAY 23/7: KILN THEATRE

7:30PM

269 Kilburn High Road NW6 7JR

BOOK HERE


WEDNESDAY 24/7: OXFORD COMEDY FESTIVAL

9PM

Tap Social Movement, Oxford OX2 0LX

BOOK HERE