my name’s tom and i’m an australian comedian doing his best.
i used to cohost the breakfast show on triple j, i hosted my own late-night tv show tonightly with tom ballard and i regularly travel all over the world performing stand-up comedy.
welcome to my website. here you can find out a little bit more about me, read my blog, check out any upcoming gigs i may have, check out my free podcast, and just generally have a good time.
if at any point you feel bored by this site’s content and would prefer the excitement and giddy thrills of youtube or online pornography, i suggest opening some new tabs and having the best of both worlds.
Edinburgh – I’m coming back! My 2026 Fringe run is on sale now.
Edinburgh Comedy Award nominee. Two-time Melbourne International Comedy Festival Award nominee.
As seen on Fisk and Deadloch.
As heard on BBC Radio 4 and The Bugle.
Last year, Tom told a joke that made people upset.
Please allow him to explain.
‘Absolutely packed with elite gags’ **** (Scotsman). ‘Relentless whirl of opinion, silliness and increasingly bad-taste jokes against those who most deserve it’ ****½ (Chortle.co.uk). ‘One of the slickest hours of stand-up I’ve ever seen, and packing a proper comedy punch’ (Adam Hills). ‘To call Ballard a comedian is being kind’ (Daily Mail commenter).