I was on a live comedy radio show for Radio National called A Rational Fear talking about Pauline Hanson’s return to politics.
The show also featured a bunch of well-funny people being well-funny.
The BEST
My Top 20 Songs Of The Past 20 Years
So triple j is currently running a Hottest 100 of the Past 20 Years. Whittling down the list can be a little bit tough, but it’s also rewarding and the prize you could win is pretty mother-flippin’ sweet.
After much deliberation, here’re my favourites:
Ben Folds Five – Army (1999)
[pb_vidembed title=”” caption=”” url=”http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yr_s6-Q7f00″ type=”yt” w=”480″ h=”385″]
Kanye West – Dark Fantasy (2010)
Sufjan Stevens – Chicago (2005)
[pb_vidembed title=”” caption=”” url=”http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFrG6S0GnhU” type=”yt” w=”480″ h=”385″]
Bloc Party – Banquet (2005)
[pb_vidembed title=”” caption=”” url=”http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdkmhquF60o” type=”yt” w=”480″ h=”385″]
LCD Soundsystem – All My Friends (2007)
[pb_vidembed title=”” caption=”” url=”http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXp1TQPf2pY” type=”yt” w=”480″ h=”385″]
Beyonce – Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It) (2008)
[pb_vidembed title=”” caption=”” url=”http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4m1EFMoRFvY” type=”yt” w=”480″ h=”385″]
Radiohead – Karma Police (1997)
[pb_vidembed title=”” caption=”” url=”http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBH97ma9YiI” type=”yt” w=”480″ h=”385″]
Fiona Apple – Never Is A Promise (1996)
[pb_vidembed title=”” caption=”” url=”http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5XptSCCciU” type=”yt” w=”480″ h=”385″]
Weezer – Buddy Holly (1994)
[pb_vidembed title=”” caption=”” url=”http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kemivUKb4f4″ type=”yt” w=”480″ h=”385″]
Regina Spektor – Us (2004)
[pb_vidembed title=”” caption=”” url=”http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fczPlmz-Vug” type=”yt” w=”480″ h=”385″]
Tenacious D – Tribute (2002)
[pb_vidembed title=”” caption=”” url=”http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lK4cX5xGiQ” type=”yt” w=”480″ h=”385″]
The Shins – New Slang (2001)
[pb_vidembed title=”” caption=”” url=”http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYwCmcB0XMw” type=”yt” w=”480″ h=”385″]
Midlake – It Covers The Hillside (2006)
[pb_vidembed title=”” caption=”” url=”http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9aixvrvwiQ” type=”yt” w=”480″ h=”385″]
The Knife – Heartbeats (2002)
[pb_vidembed title=”” caption=”” url=”http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcv3v6XfEvM” type=”yt” w=”480″ h=”385″]
Darren Hanlon – I Wish That I Was Beautiful for You (2004)
[pb_vidembed title=”” caption=”” url=”http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-GH35-FDP8″ type=”yt” w=”480″ h=”385″]
Gotye – Hearts a Mess (2007)
[pb_vidembed title=”” caption=”” url=”http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpN1j8R5lZ8″ type=”yt” w=”480″ h=”385″]
Elliott Smith – I Didn’t Understand (1998)
[pb_vidembed title=”” caption=”” url=”http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sExlr1F2PQs” type=”yt” w=”480″ h=”385″]
Belle and Sebastian – If She Wants Me (1996)
[pb_vidembed title=”” caption=”” url=”http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ayjep-LOxM8″ type=”yt” w=”480″ h=”385″]
Oasis – Some Might Say (1995)
[pb_vidembed title=”” caption=”” url=”http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fLR3FRaFsQ” type=”yt” w=”480″ h=”385″]
Paul Kelly – Deeper Water (1995)
[pb_vidembed title=”” caption=”” url=”http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXDgMmA7FXM” type=”yt” w=”480″ h=”385″]
Honourable mentions go to:
The Flaming Lips – Do You Realize??!
Avalanches – Since I Left You
The Darkness – I Believe In A Thing Called Love
Fat boy Slim – Praise You
OutKast – Hey Ya!
Lauryn Hill – Doo Wop (That Thing)
Lily Allen – Smile
Passion Pit – Sleepyhead
The Postal Service – Such Great Heights
Phoenix – 1901
Modest Mouse – Float On
Arctic Monkeys – Fake Tales Of San Francisco
Badly Drawn Boy – A Minor Incident
Beck – Sexx Laws
Ben Folds – Landed
Ben Kweller – Wasted & Ready
Blur – song 2
Bon Iver – Re: Stacks
Cat Power – The Greatest
Clap Your Hands Say Yeah – Is This Love?
Lemon Jelly – Staunton Lick
Coldplay – Clocks
Rufus Wainwright – The Art Teacher
Daft Punk – One More Time
Daniel Johnston – Some Things Take A Long Time
Dirty Projectors – Stillness Is The Move
Empire of the Sun – Walking On A Dream
Everything Everything – Qwerty Finger
Feist – 1 2 3 4
Gillian Welch – Elvis Presley Blues
Gorillaz – Feel Good Inc.
Gossip – Heavy Cross
Grizzly Bear – Two Weeks
The Helio Sequence – Let It Fall Apart
Hot Chip – Over & Over
Josh Pyke – Sew My Name
Gnarls Barkley – Crazy
MGMT – Kids
The Middle East – The Darkest Side
Muse – Starlight
Of Montreal – For Our Elegant Caste
Say Anything! – Alive With The Glory Of Love
The Thrills – Big Sur
Vampire Weekend – A-Punk
The White Stripes – Fell In Love With A Girl
Hanging With Tobias
AlunaGeorge – “Attracting Flies”
So good!
[pb_vidembed title=”” caption=”” url=”http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7d_HD89ZlJE” type=”yt” w=”480″ h=”385″]
Radio Advice Stuff Things
Hey there gurrrl. So every now and again people hit me up for a piece of advice about how to get into the whacky old world of radio, no doubt figuring that if I can somehow manage to hold down a full time breakfast gig, surely anyone can.
You’re quite right.
I thought it might be easier to just collate my thoughts in one blog post here. Keeping in mind that I genuinely fell over backwards and belly-flopped into this industry and I think there’s really no single path to follow (as with pretty much any job in the media) and I first and foremost think of myself as a comedian who gets to do radio (and not a “broadcaster”), here’re my RED HOT FLAMING GUARANTEED TIPS FOR RADIO SUCCESS:
– LISTEN. Listen to as much radio and broadcasting as you can possibly fit into your ears. Podcasts, international radio, breakfast radio, night radio, commercial, community (3RRR, SYN FM, 4ZZZ and FBi are all great), university, ABC (local, radio national, triple j), music-based radio, talkback, etc. Figure out what YOU like to listen to and what you think works.
– STUDY. I’ve never done a radio course (obviously – have you HEARD me?!), but I know a bunch of people who have. Some have loved them, others have considered them a waste of time and money. I think no matter what, there’s value in getting practical knowledge of how a studio works, editing programs, industry slang (mic breaks, resets, time calls, backannouncing, teasing) etc; maybe you want to get that through a tertiary institution, maybe you’d prefer to learn all that by doing at a community station or a short course. Either way, being comfortable with all that junk is going to let you focus on saying things out of your face. Plus pressing buttons is fun!
– GET EXPERIENCE. Chances are there’s a community radio station near you that’s always on the look out for new people passionate about and keen to get involved in radio. Take them up on it and offer to help out an existing show, pitch a new show with yourself and a friend or solo – whatevs Trevs. Getting on air experience and doing it doing it doing it really is the crucial way to become better.
– MAKE AND SEND DEMOS. Make demos (practice recordings) of yourself (kind of easy to do these days what with all the technology around), listen back to them and critique yourself and, when you think you’ve got something strong, make contact with a station and ask the Program Director if you can send them some of your work. They may not always be able to give you feedback, but if you consistently show them high quality, considered stuff, they’ll definitely take an interest in you. Don’t spend your whole time waiting for a response, just keep up your presence and focus on increasing your skill set and time on air.
– DON’T RUSH. Enjoy the process of figuring out how you approach radio. Sometimes in comedy you get a sense from up-and-comers that they feel like they’re not progressing fast enough and they’re frustrated that they’ve been at the game for a whole year and STILL haven’t got on TV. But for me the early stages of open mics and pissing about with friends and slowly piecing together who I wanted to be on stage were some of the most fun and creative times ever. Same with radio. Alex Dyson and I did a community radio show in Warrnambool to an audience of perhaps 12 people max. There was no pressure and we probably sounded shit but we were also having fun and finding out what each of us found funny and the kind of show we were going to make together.
– PLEASE BE A PERSON. Radio is awesome, but I think there’s a danger of being consumed by your interest in it. The best part of radio is hearing about life outside of it, so I think a good broadcaster is someone who has a range of other interests. Your life can’t just be talking into a microphone, that’s boring. Read books and newspapers and the internet and listen to shitloads of music and go to plays and movies and football games and exhibitions and get drunk and have sex and make mistakes…then talk about it on radio and BLOW PEOPLE’S MINDS.
– LISTEN TO ADVICE, BUT ALSO TRUST YOURSELF. I’ve heard a fair few theories about what constitutes good radio over the years and I always try to take them on good faith, but it’s also important to question stuff and remember that exciting things happen when you say “fuck you!” and do your own thing no matter what. You may crash and burn, or you might be hailed as a genius. My favourite radio shows ever are by people like Ricky Gervais and John Safran and Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross and Hamish and Andy and Opie and Anthony and Tom Scharpling, and as far I as I can tell they all seem to break the vast majority of radio rules I hear about. They’re great because they’re real people being very funny and very interesting and very honest. So much radio sounds phoney to me, that’s why I love these guys so much.
Also remember that a lot of radio lessons come from a commercial perspective and are really designed to trick people into listening longer so they will hear more ads and drink more Coke and are thus bullshit Satanic thoughts that are beneath you.
ALSO remember that said advice about ignoring advice applies to THIS advice, so feel free to ignore all this if it sounds like absolute rubbish.
– HAVE FUN. Like any media job, if you manage to work in radio, consider yourself a very lucky duck indeed, it’s a fucking privilege. And if you find yourself hating it for a consistent period of time, get the hell out of there and do something else.
I’m often asked how I got my job at triple j; it was via stand up comedy. I did the Class Clowns comp (http://www.comedyfestival.com.au/outside-the-festival/class-clowns/ ), then RAW Comedy (http://comedyfestival.com.au/raw/ ) and had a program director spot me and approach me.
I’d also recommend checking out This American Life, RadioLab, Desert Island Discs, Howard Stern, Tony Martin’s Get This! and Comedy Bang! Bang!.
I think that’s all I got. I hope it helps in some way or another. Best of British luck, dear reader!
Thanks Patti
The REAL Daft Punk
THE D!
Good Words
Was reading the New Yorker review of The Great Gatsby and came across this Fitzgerald quote from his essay The Crack-Up:
Before I go on with this short history, let me make a general observation—the test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same time, and still retain the ability to function. One should, for example, be able to see that things are hopeless and yet be determined to make them otherwise.
I like that.