Author Archives: Tom
158 – Roz Ward

Roz Ward is a queer Marxist academic and activist who was a co-founder of the Safe Schools Coalition. She was publicly attacked for her politics and her role in fighting for Safe Schools by the conservative media, religious lobbyists and members of the Coalition government.
Here Roz reflects on her experience with the culture war bullshit around that programme and tells me what it taught her, why she’s a revolutionary socialist, what she thinks can be achieved through electoral politics, her involvement in the IMARC protests, why All Cops Are Bastards and lawnmowers.
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I was on the latest episode of The Bugle
ARTICLE: Roz Ward on clergy hypocrisy and the valorisation of child molesters
Benjamin Law’s Quarterly Essay on the Safe Schools controversy, Moral Panic 101
Cause of the Week: Support activists arrested at mining conference on GoFundMe
Like I’m A Six-Year-Old LIVE with Adam Bandt

Come see comedian and whining lefty snowflake Tom Ballard for this special edition of his politics podcast, Like I’m A Six-Year-Old, live on stage with Greens MP Adam Bandt.
Adam joined Tom for a live show in front of a packed house at the end of 2016 and somehow managed to make us all feel better about the state of things in a post-Trump/Brexit world. Can he possibly do the same again after 2019, a year in which Scott Morrison was re-elected and hopes of progressive change once again took a beating to the face????
Find out for yourself by coming along to this stimulating conversation to learn, cry and maybe even laugh a bit as we round out the year. All proceeds from the event will go to Adam’s selected charity, the Asylum Seeker Resource Centre.
Get in quick – seating is limited and this will sell out.
TUESDAY DECEMBER 10th, 7PM
EASEY STREET CONCERT HALL (35 EASEY STREET COLLINGWOOD)
Book tickets here.
157 – Sam Newman (Part Two)

This is part two of my conversation with former AFL player and controversial media figure Sam Newman. Part one of the chat is here.
Here we discuss Sam’s thoughts on Muslim Australians’ failure to “assimilate” into society, what does and doesn’t constitute racism, Pauline Hanson and how he hoped to tackle homelessness if he were to become Melbourne Lord Mayor.
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Check out my podcast with Audible discussing audiobooks, What’s the Story?
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I’m on the latest edition of The Little Dum Dum Club alongside Wil Anderson
Sam’s podcast Sam, Mike & Thommo
Cause of the Week: The Les Twentyman Foundation (ltfoundation.com.au)
Comedy Store Showcase December 19 – 21

I’ll be at the Sydney Comedy Store this December from Thursday December 19th – 21st.
Here’s the full line-up:
Michael Goldstein (USA)
Tom Ballard
Ray Badran
The Stevenson Experience
Sam Campbell
Pax Assadi (NZ)
Bonnie Tangey
Floyd Alexander-Hunt
It will be great! Merry Christmas everyone!
Book tickets here.
156 – Sam Newman (Part One)

Sam Newman is a former AFL player for the Geelong Football Club and has been a controversial figure in the Australian media for decades. He’s best known for his work on The Footy Show, which he appeared on from 1994 until 2018.
I find Sam’s political positions to be ill-informed and incorrect (I’m pretty sure he feels the same about mine), but I know there are plenty of people out there who agree with him and think he talks a lot of sense when it to comes to political correctness, immigration, Donald Trump and climate change. He also considered running for Lord Mayor of Melbourne last year and received some support in some corners.
In this very wide-ranging, frustrating but civil conversation, I try to get a sense of his thinking and push back where I could. I hope you get something out of it.
Part two will be out next week.
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Sam’s podcast Sam, Mike & Thommo
ARTICLE: Footy Show host Sam Newman criticised for reckless transphobia
NASA’s article on the Icelandic glacier Myrdalsjokull
ARTICLE: Trump cuts did little to boost economic growth in 2018, study says
ARTICLE: Enough with the fairy tales about the Paris agreement. It’s time for facts by Erwin Jackson
ARTICLE: Why is China placing a global bet on coal?
Cause of the Week: The Les Twentyman Foundation (ltfoundation.com.au)
155 – Luke Buckmaster

Luke Buckmaster is a renowned film critic who has recently found himself hitting the streets as a climate protestor.
Here Luke tells me about his emotional reaction to the climate crisis, what inspired him to get involved with the recent week of Extinction Rebellion protests, what he saw that inspired and moved him at those protests and the philosophy and ethics of civil disobedience.
Oh also we touched on Marvel movies and Joker.
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Luke’s essay on the Marvel Cinematic Universe and the “apocalypse of cinema”
Luke’s review of the new Lion King
OPINION: When our planet is under attack we have to stand up and fight back by Luke
OPINION: Extinction Rebellion protests by Luke
ARTICLE: Tube protest was a mistake, admit leading Extinction Rebellion members
Extinction Rebellion Australia >> ausrebellion.earth
Cause of the Week: Climate Change Protests (climatechangeprotests.net.au)
BallaRatCat Comedy November 1st

Happy to be coming back to Ballarat for this really fun monthly show on Friday November 1st.
Book tickets here.
Refugee Legal Dinner 2019

I’m honoured to once again be MCing Refugee Legal’s Annual Dinner in 2019.
It’s happening on Friday October 25th at 6:30pm (7pm start) at the Fitzroy Town Hall.
The night will feature an address from Behrouz Boochani and the keynote address will be from the UNHCR representative in Canberra, Louise Aubin.
RL is a brilliant organisation doing vital work for people seeking asylum. You can help them raise some cash and have a lot of fun by coming along to this night. I will wear a suit and everything.
See you there! Tickets available here.
154 – Maddison Connaughton

Maddison Connaughton is the editor of The Saturday Paper. She’s written for Vice News, SBS, The Australian, The Age and others and has been twice-nominated for the Walkley Award for Young Australian of the Year.
Here Maddison discusses why she became a journalist, her thoughts on her role as an editor and the ideological position of her paper, Ita Buttrose’s comments on the loss of “larrikins” and political correctness and the dearth of new ideas in Australian political discourse.
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Check out my new podcast with Audible, What’s the Story?
I’m doing two fun gigs in Melbourne this week
I’ll be performing at Just For Laughs Sydney at the Opera House on Saturday November 2nd
Felicity Ward’s piece on abortion rights for The Mash Report that I helped out (a little) with
Donate to the Heart Foundation in memory of Carla Bellomarino
The 7am podcast (7ampodcast.com.au)
Margaret Simons’ profile on Jacquie Lambie
ARTICLE: Political correctness has gone too far in Australia, says ABC Chair Ita Buttrose
The Saturday Paper editorial, The untold joke
The Australian editorial, Endangered larrikins ($)
Cause of the Week: Give Well (givewell.org)