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Catfish Comedy May 24th

63 – Rebecca Shaw (Brocklesnitch)

Rebecca Shaw is a writer, podcaster and twitterer extraordinaire. You may know her best as Brocklesnitch or have chuckled at her parody twitter account, @NoToFeminism (a book is on the way). She writes satire and opinion for SBS Comedy and Guardian Australia.
Bec makes me laugh a lot throughout this chat as we discuss the purpose of satire, queerphobia in country Queensland, feminism and the kind of feedback you can expect if you’re a woman who dares to express her opinion on the internet. Oh also bad tattoos.
The ABC’s Party Room podcast, The Guardian’s Australian Politics Live with Lenore Taylor & Katharine Murphy, Something Wonky’s Wonk The Vote
The World Keeps Happening at the Sydney Comedy Store, July 9th
The World Keeps Happening at the 2016 Edinburgh Fringe Festival
Bec’s podcast with Peter Taggart, Bring A Plate
Cause of the Week: Minus 18 (minus18.org.au), youreaccepted.com.au
Help End The “Gay Panic” Law In QLD & SA
.@TomCBallard takes on Australia’s “gay panic” law on #IDAHOT2016 – RT support to end it: https://t.co/c0sSDolu3Xpic.twitter.com/NFSWf8O9w7
— Change.org Australia (@ChangeAus) May 16, 2016
Find out more here: change.org/gaypanic
Comedy @ The European Bier Cafe

LEGAL TAX EVASION STINKS! IT’S REAL BAD! ARGH!
62 – First Dog On The Moon

First Dog On The Moon is a dog and a Walkley award-winning cartoonist. His work has appeared in Crikey and now Guardian Australia and it is funny and silly and dog-based and sad and great.
Here Dog and I discuss the origins of his work, the importance of being a good political hater, the problems with empathy, his horrible lefty family, civil disobedience penguins, brussels sprouts and mountain chicken frogs.
My piece for Fairfax: Those Fighting Against Offshore Detention Don’t Need All The Answers
The Pacific Solution’s brutal truth: we need it by Jonathan Holmes
My piece for Guardian Australia: Stop the votes! A message from the Prime Minister of Canberra
LGBTIQ+ Issues in St Petersburg & Around The World (happening tonight!)
Me, Lehmo & Genevieve Morris at Sooki Lounge on May 12th
Ridiculous Laws: A Justice Connect event (Wednesday May 18th)
First Dog’s Walkley-award winning cartoon …then where will we be?
We Have A Serious Problem by Douglas McGrath
Cause of the week: Oscar’s Law (oscarslaw.org)
A Message From The PM Of Canberra
My piece for the Guardian is up here.
My fellow Canberrans:
I stand before you today with a heavy heart and a steely determination. It is now abundantly clear that we must take drastic and definitive steps to secure our borders and defeat the threat we face.
There is simply too much at stake for us to do anything less.
For decades now, we Canberrans have been swamped with unwelcome visitors. The conniving UEAs (unfortunately elected arrivals) have taken advantage of our generous spirit. They will stop at nothing to come here: demonising and imprisoning refugees, bribing third world countries to build offshore hellholes, trampling on press freedom, discrediting human rights organisations, capitalising on voters’ xenophobic fears, commissioning propaganda, bleating three word slogans and even kissing unwilling babies.
Who knows how far they’re prepared to go? As I understand it, some of them are more than willing to throw all their principles overboard for the sake of success…
Article: Those fighting against offshore detention don’t need all the answers

Photo: Cathy Wilcox
When Australian voters ask their politicians to lower taxes, they’re not immediately asked to submit comprehensive spreadsheets outlining their alternative economic vision for the country.
When ordinary people ask their politicians to do something about the climate crisis, they’re not expected to provide a multi-volume proposal co-authored by David Suzuki and Naomi Klein that will definitively end pollution.
When citizens ask their politicians to create more jobs, they’re not dismissed and told to give their job to somebody else if they feel oh-so-bloody strong about it.
But when decent folks see stories about people in our offshore gulags setting themselves on fire in desperation and are so bold as to suggest that might be an indication of something being horrifically wrong, they can expect to be greeted with a familiar response: “Well what’s YOUR solution then, smarty-pants?”
“Hey all you mums and you young people and you teachers and you doctors and you nice grandmas speaking up for what you believe in – stop pointing out the sexual abuse of children and fascist gag laws and the illegality of the entire operation and please explain to us in detail how you plan to solve one of the most complex humanitarian crises of the 21st century! … Come on! not so easy now, is it?!”
This is blind “solutionism” and it is corroding our public discourse. In almost any other debate, we openly praise compassion and we call for greater democratic participation. But when it comes to refugees, if the point you’re making won’t help “stop the boats” or “smash the people smugglers’ business model”, then sit down and shut up, hippie.
LGBTIQ+ Issues In St Petersburg & Around The World

Honoured to be hosting this discussion with very smart and passionate people about what’s happening in Russia. Rickets are free!