BASS TO THE PLACE, LON-DON!
The place being the Soho Theatre where I’ll be doing my show for 6 nights in September.
It’s an awesome venue and I’d love to have you along. Bookings here.
BASS TO THE PLACE, LON-DON!
The place being the Soho Theatre where I’ll be doing my show for 6 nights in September.
It’s an awesome venue and I’d love to have you along. Bookings here.

I’ll be along to Newcastle over the weekend of October 2nd, 3rd & 4th talking trivia, politics and podcasting.
The whole program’s brilliant as always, check it out at youngwritersfestival.org.
Here’s a story about breaking the rules that I wrote and recorded for this cool podcast that takes on a different theme each episode.
I am stoked/terrified to announce that I’ll be making my Edinburgh Festival Fringe debut in August 2015.
Here’s the shit to get that sweet international buzz cookin’:
Australian TV and radio star Tom Ballard has arrived for his Edinburgh Fringe debut. Having sold out shows across his home country and supported the likes of Stephen Merchant and Wil Anderson, his blistering new hour of stand up tackles the big issues: love, sex, loneliness, scabies and finding the courage to be one’s self.
At just 16 years of age, Ballard was a national finalist in RAW Comedy (the Aussie version of So You Think You’re Funny). In 2008 he was handpicked by the Melbourne Comedy Festival to be showcased in The Comedy Zone and the following year he became the youngest ever winner of the Festival’s coveted Best Newcomer Award for his hilarious and deeply personal show, Tom Ballard Is What He Is.
The Aussie public is mighty familiar with Tom’s voice and boyish, pale face. For four years, Tom co-hosted a top-rating breakfast show on national youth network triple j; a CD of his finer broadcasting moments took out the gong for Best Comedy Release from the Australian Recording Industry Association. Last year, at just 24, Tom hosted his very own TV panel show, Reality Check – a gleefully fun and whip-smart deconstruction of reality television.
But it’s live onstage that Ballard truly feels at home. Catch Taxis & Rainbows & Hatred and see what all the fuss is about.
Tickets are on sale now and you can get them here.
Haggis and good shout and heroin etc!
Ahhh classic Eddie. If that makes you uncomfortable, please read this piece I wrote for comedy website Chortle on gay jokes becoming hack.

(I’m not in the above photo).
This show was insane fun and was such a joy to celebrate the dickheadedry that is this podcast. Treat yourself and listen back to it here.
Wendy Zuckerman interviewed me for this brilliant ABC podcast, allowing us all to laugh AND learn.
Senator Eric Abetz wrote this silly opinion piece so I had a crack at one too.
Like a 15-year-old Tom Ballard catching himself admiring his friends’ bodies at the school swimming carnival, Senator Eric Abetz is confused.
The world is a confusing place: Ireland has voted in favour of marriage equality by popular vote, the US Supreme Court held that banning same-sex marriage was unconstitutional and now radical hippies like Warren Entsch plan to co-sponsor a bill calling for change to the Marriage Act.
Amid all this insanity, Senator Abetz wrote an opinion piece for Fairfax and was interviewed on ABC radio and Sky News about how the media has an agenda to silence critical voices on this issue.
(FYI newspapers, radio stations and TV networks are generally considered to be part of the media.)