I’ll be doing stand up in the Splendour Forum Late Night Comedy Club this year. There’s an awesome line-up on there: Matt Okine, Mel Buttle, Greg Fleet, Claire Hooper and shitloads more.

If you’re going to be at the festival and want to piss yourself without the help of hallucinogenics, do come along. Details here. 

Go on. It’s for people living with cancer. Go ooooon. Click here.

Please. Thank you.

I guarantee you this will be good. So good. Find out more here.

It made me cry again. Just now. Even this shitty quality, filmed-off-a-TV version.

“I did not know that battery had to go in the correct way.”