Hahahahaha the picture is funny because of Melbourne’s weather.

Speaking of Melbourne, I am going to be there doing some fun gigs the week beginning Monday 15th December. This will be my last outings for 2014 before I knock off for the summer and hit the surf and get a sweet tan and hang ten bodaciously.

Here are the details:

Monday 15th – The Shelf (Justin Hamilton’s super-awesome night at the Toff in Town, tickets and info here)

Tuesday 16th

Wednesday 17th

Thursday 18th 

Hope to see some of youses there.

Excelsior!

Wastage – Coalition for the Protection of Racehorses from Fair Projects on Vimeo.

Very excited about this event I’m putting together for Giant Dwarf in Sydney.

You can grab tickets here.

(Big thanks to Justine Morrison for the poster design)

Here’s the sizzle:

Tom Ballard (triple j, ABC TV’s Reality Check) loves big melodramatic stories and funny voices but can’t be arsed putting on a hat, so he decided to put together this night of old-timey radio plays and music.

Hurrah!

Behold as three audio adventures are performed live onstage and radio magic is created before your very eyes.

Featuring the minds and voices of

ZAN ROWE (triple j)

GEN FRICKER

JAMES COLLEY

ZOE NORTON-LODGE

MARK SUTTON

NICK SUN

CAMERON JAMES & JARED JEKYLL as our Foley Geniuses

musical performances from ELANA STONE and SHED MUZAK

and much more!

It will be thrilling and funny and scary and stupid and a meagre tribute to a lost art of a dying medium.

Plus it’s a Monday night out of the house, so…go on.

I’ll be trying out some BRAND NEW JOKES OH DEAR GOD at Sydney’s Giant Dwarf Theatre on Wednesday November 12th alongside the above awesome folks.

Tickets are just $10 and are available here.

I’m doing jokes at this show next month and I believe it will be most fun because Dools. Tickets available here.

Stephen Colbert is a genius hero man who I love very very much so listening to this podcast about how he works was like porn to me. Enjoy!

I’ll be talking about SEXY things at the Giant Dwarf theatre for Tod Talks. You can book tickets for just $15 here.

A HUUUUUUUUUUGE line up of brilliantly good Australian comics (including little ol’ me) are coming together to raise money for the Victorian AIDS Council. It’s going to be a stellar show and all for a hella good cause.

The Short & Girly (With A Little Burly) Show is happening at the National Theatre in St Kilda on Saturday October 25th. Details can be found here.