hello there! my name’s tom and i’m an australian comedian just trying to find his way in this crazy world.

i used to cohost the triple j breakfast show, tom & alex, i do quite a bit of live stand up, and i hosted the show reality check on abc tv.

welcome to my website. here you can find out a little bit more about me, read my blog, check out any upcoming gigs i may have, check out my free podcastsign up to the mailing list and just generally have a good time.

if at any point you feel bored or disinterested in this site’s content and would prefer the excitement and giddy thrills of youtube or online pornography, i suggest opening some new tabs and having the best of both worlds.



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31 – Kieran Hurley


Hello! I’m back! Sorry about the wait for a new episode. I’m in Scotland, so let’s talk to a Scot.

Kieran Hurley is a playwright and poet based in Glasgow. His work touches on the human stories involved in political events and he was a vocal supporter of the “YES” campaign in last year’s referendum on Scottish independence.

Together Kieran and I talked about the UK government banning rave music in the 90s, the London riots, May’s general election and what it means for British politics, Jeremy Corbyn, austerity, “Torycore”, nationalism and why he’s occasionally happy to be considered a “traitor”.

My show Taxis & Rainbows & Hatred at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival (6 shows left!); at the Soho Theatre in September 

The Something Wonky podcast


Kieran on making Beats

Kieran’s 25 Reasons for Voting “YES”

Tory-core explained

Lost Voice Guy’s stand up

Lost Voice Guy’s Disabilty For Dunces at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival

Cause of the Week: The Black Triangle Campaign (blacktrianglecampaign.org)

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Edinburgh Fringe 2015



I am stoked/terrified to announce that I’ll be making my Edinburgh Festival Fringe debut in August 2015.

Here’s the shit to get that sweet international buzz cookin’:

Australian TV and radio star Tom Ballard has arrived for his Edinburgh Fringe debut. Having sold out shows across his home country and supported the likes of Stephen Merchant and Wil Anderson, his blistering new hour of stand up tackles the big issues: love, sex, loneliness, scabies and finding the courage to be one’s self.

At just 16 years of age, Ballard was a national finalist in RAW Comedy (the Aussie version of So You Think You’re Funny). In 2008 he was handpicked by the Melbourne Comedy Festival to be showcased in The Comedy Zone and the following year he became the youngest ever winner of the Festival’s coveted Best Newcomer Award for his hilarious and deeply personal show, Tom Ballard Is What He Is.

The Aussie public is mighty familiar with Tom’s voice and boyish, pale face. For four years, Tom co-hosted a top-rating breakfast show on national youth network triple j; a CD of his finer broadcasting moments took out the gong for Best Comedy Release from the Australian Recording Industry Association. Last year, at just 24, Tom hosted his very own TV panel show, Reality Check – a gleefully fun and whip-smart deconstruction of reality television.

But it’s live onstage that Ballard truly feels at home. Catch Taxis & Rainbows & Hatred and see what all the fuss is about.

Tickets are on sale now and you can get them here.

Haggis and good shout and heroin etc!


WATCH: Fully Furnished


Behold! The web series pilot that Tommy Dassalo and I have been working on for the past 7 or so months.

It is our Chinese Democracy.

We think it’s dumb and funny and original and I’d love you to watch it and maybe even share it amongst your friends and loved ones if you get the chance.

If you’d like to get more of an insight into our DEEP AND INVOLVED CREATIVE PROCESS, jump on over to the SBS Comedy website here.